Behind the
Curtain.

We are a digital studio that refuses to be boring. In a world of sterile corporate memphis design, we choose chaos, charm, and rubber-hose physics.

Mission_Statement.txt

> INIT PROTOCOL: FUN

> SET STYLE: 1920s_CARTOON

> SET UI: RETRO_OS

> EXECUTE...


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Our Story

History.doc

Founded in 2025, Cheesy Labs started as an extension of the personal brand of Mr. ConQueso. The goal was simple: bring the soul of early animation into modern web development.

We believe that a website isn't just a container for information—it's a world. It should have its own logic, its own gravity, and yes, its own cheese. We specialize in "Macindows" aesthetics: bold borders, hard shadows, and UI elements that feel tactile.

The Crew

Mr. ConQueso

🧀

The Big Cheese

Founder, mascot, and chaotic good developer. He writes code with one hand and eats nachos with the other.

Nini

💤

Lead Nap Engineer

Responsible for the 'N' in the logo and ensuring strict adherence to the 18-hour sleep schedule.

Cheddar Bot

🤖

Automated Intern

A script that runs on a Raspberry Pi. It tries its best but sometimes deletes production.

System Monitor

Task_Manager.exe

Lines of Code 84,000+ +12%
Coffees Consumed 9,001 +5%
Bugs 'Fixed' 404 0%
Cheese Rating 11/10 MAX
System Load:

Readme.txt

Question?

Why 'Cheesy' Labs?

Because software should be fun, flavorful, and sometimes a little messy. Also, we really like dairy products.

Question?

Do you only make games?

Nope! We build websites, apps, and interactive experiences. If it runs on a screen and needs personality, we build it.

Question?

Is Mr. ConQueso a real person?

Legally, we cannot confirm or deny if he is a human in a costume or a sentient piece of Gouda.

Ready to Join?

We are always looking for new players.

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